Once During The Tea Break

Once During The Tea Break
Between India And Pakistan Match….
Afridi Wanted Biscuits Wid His Tea…
Inspite Of Asking Sachin For The Biscuits
Who Was Close By To The Biscuits Plate…

He Called Inzy Who Was Standin Far Away….
Why So…?

Socho…..
Socho Socho………
Coz “Haq Se Mango Priya Gold”…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 718 views
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;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HA








;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;



BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;

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