Chori Karna Paap Hai
Santa Ne Ek Bar Bus Mein Ek Chor Ko Ek Aurat Ka Purse Churate Dekh Liya.
Chor Ne Gabrate Hue Santa Ko Kaha: “Ismein 1000 Rs Hai, Tum Kisi Ko Batana Nahi Hum 50-50 Kar Lenge.
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Thik Hai, Par Baki Ke 900 Rs Ka Kya Karenge?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 621 views
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