An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 903 views

Phatan ki English

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban
Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?
Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha
Hai.
Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa ko rota dekhkar

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?

Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny Murgi

Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”

ukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”

Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two cows are standing

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)