Hitler during his speech:
” There is no word of ” Impossible” in my dictionary.”

Sardar: te mama tu dekh k leni c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 817 views

A Punjabi couple

A Punjabi couple went 2 England.They went 2 a hotel.
Punjabi 2 waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m ill & cannot come 2 school, therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2day.Waitr brings tea.Wife :Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay.
Husband:Hally ty ma Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.

1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.

Dr: wat problm.

Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya h

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I”

Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I”

Pappu: I Is

Teacher: No, Pappu. Always say, “I am���

Pappu: All right, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Men in belt

"You look very funny wearing that belt."
"I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it."

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)

Teacher Student

Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.'

Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.

Teacher: why?

Student: because you don’t have any hair.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)