S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h

B:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 924 views

My income tax return

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?

I replied:

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.

2.1 million illegal immigrants

9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons

And above all

769 idiots in parliament.

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They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!

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I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Main Tenu Kinni Wari Cal Keti

Sardar: Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari Cal Keti Par Tu Phone Nai Chukya

SHEIKH: Kyn Chukan?
Jera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana
Lugwaya A O Tera Peo
Sunay Ga??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Coconut tree par char ka

Sardar: Agar Coconut tree par char kar deewar ke us paar dekho to Engineering College ki larkiyan dikh jayen gi?
Pathan: Haan yaara! Aur agar tu haath chor de to Medical College ki larkiyan bhi dikh jayen gi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha

Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!

Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?

Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)