Pathan
2009 Ka zalim SmS
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Girl: KHAN SB Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar kerna
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PATHAN: oye Zalim ka bachi To phir hum NASWAR kab dalay ga
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