I Like 3 Things In My Life
I Like 3 Things In My Life:
1) Biryani
2) Pepsi
3) YOU…
Reason: Biryani 4 Eating…
Pepsi 4 Drinking…
YOU . . Oye Hoye…
Bartan Kon Dhoye Ga? You.. :-D:-) :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 795 views
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