SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"
SANTA Ki Beti "LAADO"
Bachhpan Se Japan Mei Thi, Wo Plane se India Aai Pr raaste Se Return Ho Gyi
Q ki Board Lga Tha
'Na Aana Is Desh Meri Laado"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views
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Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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Exams ka time hai!
Bhagvaan se panga thik nahi!
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