student
Pappu ki hui master se larai……
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai….
Pappu ka garam hua khoon….
gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya….
“COMING SOON”
by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 746 views
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