Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views

In exam hall a girl 2 santa

In exam hall a girl 2 santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi."

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:

"The"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Difference between

Banta: What is the difference between a nail and a
boxer? Santa: One gets knocked in the other gets
knocked out.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Proud To Be Pakisani

Indian:
Humare Mulk Me Taj Mahal Hy
“Lekin Uske Andar Parinda B Par Nahi Mar Sakta”

Missri:
Humare Mulk Me Itna Husn He
“Lekin Kisi Larki Ko Koi Touch B Nahi Kr Sakta”

American:
Humare Mulk Me Esi Police Hy
“K Koi Hiley To Police Pohnch Jati Hy”

Pakistani:
Hum Woh Qoum Hein
K “Misar” Se Larki Utha K
“Taj Mahal” Mai Date Maar K Wapas Aa Jaen Tab Bhi “America” K Abbay Ko B Pata Naa Chale.
*Proud To Be Pakisani*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathaan (khan sahib) ki biwi aik din

Pathaan (khan sahib) ki biwi aik din unki taraf mounh ker kay lait gayee

tou baray pyaar say kehnay lagay " aray begum aaj hum say kutch narzgi hai" 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)