Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 925 views

Speaking with Husband

Two blondes are talking to each other:
- When you make love, do you speak with your husband?

- If he calls me.

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Santa nashe me 1 Sadhu se takra gaya.

Santa nashe me 1 Sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Arey murkh mai tumhe sharap deta hu,
Santa- Toda rukiye Maharaj main gilas le kar aata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Liza and Ann

Ann: What does your husband do?

Liza: What a husband should do.

Ann: I’m not asking about the night, but the day.

Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.

Ann: I’m asking what he does for a living!!

Liza: That’s what I’m answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn’t make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.

Ann: A s*x maniac?

Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

molvi and parrot

1 molvi ka tota (parrot) daily 1 shakhs ko
"oye beghairat" kaha karta tha
us shakhs ne molvi se shikayat ki
molvi ne tote ko danta
agle din jab wo shakhs qareb se guzra
to tota kuch na bola
thora agay ja k us shakhs ne peche mur k dekha to
tota hanste hue bola "Samajh to gaya hoga";-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai

Teacher To Sharma:
What Is The Full Form Of SINGH?

Sharma Thinks Hard And Says:
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)