Matric student: Main fail hona chahta hun

Dost: Kyun?

Student: Papa ne kaha hai ke 1st aya to science dilvaunga,
...
2nd aya to arts, fail hua to shadi kara denge.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 686 views

A nerd

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his
friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny
new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did
you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was
walking along minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice,
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tumne Apni Mummy Se

Baap- Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki.?

Beta- Mujhe Pata Hai Ki
Apko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai..

..Kyo Ki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha

Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Pocha To Bola:

Innay Meri Chaah Vich Taveez Milaya A,

B.V Rotay Hoye Or Ghussay Se Boli:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Shapoo ke sath gift

Sardar: Oye Meray Shampoo K Sath Wala Free Gift
De!!
Shopkeeper:
Sardar G Uske Sath Ko Igift Nahi Hai
Sardar:
Bakwas Na Kar Shampoo P Likha Hai DANDRUF
FREE

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I am a good collector

Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good
collector of antiques.
Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)