Sarder: Mera Bill Kitna He?

Call Center Girl:
To Knw Ur Curent Bill Dial 123

Sarder: Abe Gdheki Aulad
Me Curent Ka Nhi Mobile
K Bill Ki Bat Kar RAha Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 671 views

Sardar: I was caught by the police

Sardar: I was caught by the police as they find diamonds in my socks.
Friend: are you a smuggling diamonds..?
Sardar: I was smuggling Sock

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kanjoos ki shadi

Aik kanjoos ki shadi me bar bar pani pesh kia ja raha tha
pathan bhook se behal ho kar chilaya bhai biryani mile gi pani gale me atak gia hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..
...
Bacha ro raha hai.

Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me kal aaon ga

Dr:ap ki bemari ka andaza lagana mushkil hai shahid ye nashe ki waja se hai.:-)
mareez:theak hai me us waqt aaoun ga jb ap nashe me nai hun ge.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

women

A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her. He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed and asked if she had also seen his face. She said that she did and he shot and killed her too. He then turned to a man, a customer who just happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place. The robber asked the customer if he had seen his face. The customer replied, “No, but I’m pretty sure my wife did.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)