Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
Chintu: Nhi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views

Quaid E Azam ka mazar

Pathan : meri oulaad nahi hoti.
Dost: aap mazar par dua karo.
Next Year
Dost: kiya hua?
Pathan: Kuch nahi,
Dost: koun se mazar par dua ki thi?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k mazar pe.:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta – Dr ne kaha tha k tv cabel se bache kharab hote hai aur padhai b nai krte, maine cabel katwa diya,

Banta: Good. Ye to bahut aachi baat hai,

Santa: Ab maine dish tv laga liya hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Be-Panaah Chahaat K Baad

e-Panaah Chahaat K Baad B Hm Usay Pa Na Sakey Faraz
Kixxi Sangdil Ne Usaay 30 Kah Load Karwaa K Jeeet Liya
( ‘;’)
<)(> // Bukhee
Easy Load Ki.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko Shaadi Se Pehle Love Letter Likha:

Dear Kasturba I Love You,Tumhare Bapu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)