Mera Asli Baap Kaun Hai?
Ramu K.B.C (Koun Banega Krorepati) Se Apni Maan Ko Phone Lagata Hai Aur Apna Question Poochta Hai.
Ramu: “Maan Main K.B.C Se Bole Raha Hoon Mere Baap Ka Naam Batao Jaldi?”
Maa: “Sawal Kitne Rs. Ka Hai Beta?”
Ramu: “1000/- Rs. Ka Maa”
Maa: “Quit Kar De Beta 1000/- Rs Ke Liye Ghar Mein Kalesh Thoda Karwaungi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views
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