Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1295 views

Result card

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
.
Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tu hamesha darwaje

Conductor- Tu hamesha darwaje pe khada rehta hai, tera baap chaunkidar hai kya?

Pappu- Tu hamesha paise mangta rehta hai, tera baap bhikhari hai kya? :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Burai ka badla

Pakeeza Jazba:
Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo, Aur Woh
Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.
To Jaan Lo, K
Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mai Andha Ho Gaya Hon

Ek Larka Doctor se Lagta hai Mai Andha ho Gaya hon.

Doctor Ne uski Aankhon ko Check kia
Aur kha nahi Beta Tumhari Aankhein tu theek hain.

Larka: Tu phir Newspaper Mai Mujhy Apna Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Raha?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the

3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the
1st:
Meri BV Pregnent Thi Usne Jurwa Film Dekhi
AuR
Jurwa Bache Paida kiye
2nd:
Meri BV B Pregnent thi
Usne 3 Devian Film Dekhi
AuR
3 Larkion ko Paida kya
3rd
Bhagne Laga

To Dosto ne Pocha kya hua
Wo Bola:
Meri BV B Prgnent hai
AuR
Wo kameeni
Ali Baba 40 Chor Dekh Rahi hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)