Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 843 views

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Men Should Listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Elan e gumshuda

Masjid me elan howa k aik bacha humare pas hai .jin k bacha hai wo aa k le jae.

Pathan dora dora aya aur kaha jin ka bacha kaisa hai zara mujhe bi dekhao.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

gosht nahi lana pre ga

Husband: Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai Acha hai aaj Gosht nahin lana parrega

Bv: Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao Altaf Bhai TV pe khitab kar rahe hai

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)