Funny Ramesh:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau
Shuru Kiya Hai
Shadi Ke Liye 1 Dabayen,Mangni Ke Liye 2 Dabaye
Suresh:Doosri Shadi Ke Liye Kya Dabaye?
Funny Ramesh: Doosri Shadi Ke Liye Pehle Waali
Patni Ka Gala Dabye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 834 views

Raping a girl

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja
sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum
bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pakistan 1930 men manzoor hogaya tha!

Pakistan 1930 men manzoor hogaya tha!
Per azad 1947 men kun hua?
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17 sal se faisla kar rahe the k pathan kon leyga aur sardar kon leyga!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Jahanam ka rasta

Aik charsi bus me lahore ja raha tha

sath wali seat pe baithe molvi ne kaha tum jaham k raste pe ja rahe ho.

Charsi chilaya oye roko me te lahore jana c.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

A Dentist

A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a
few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this
time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting
room right now, and I don't want to miss the four
o'clock ball game.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)