Behan ko daku utha ker
Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha Kar Le Gaya !!!
Sab Ne Sardar Se Kaha
Daku Boara Khatarnak He
Khali Hath Mat Jana
Sardar Jate Hoye 2 Kilo Aaam Le Jata He
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 599 views
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GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.
Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:meri maan ko tum bahut pasnd ho.
Larka:sharmate howe
kuch bi ho jae hum shadi tum se kare ga
maan ko kaho mujhe bool jae.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K,
Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kuch log itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
"Perfect" hote hain k un k liye
Tareef k alfaz kam par jate hain
for Example
"Aap"
.
.
.
Mujhe hi dekh lain!! ;-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher student say: Motorcycle k kitnay tyres hotay hain
student: 6 tyres
teacher: angrily how?
Student: 4 motor k aur 2 cycle k
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?”
Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)