Aisi Kya Cheez Hai

Aisi Kya Cheez Hai, Jo Khridne Wala Kbhi Pehenta Nhi Aur Pehene Wala Kbhi Khridta Nhi

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Baby Diapers.-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 552 views
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Santa- accha toh tu bhi pregnant hai....

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y z"
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Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum

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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0

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