Sardar To An Pathan:
If Paratha & Pizza Is Dropped From
A 90 Feet Building, Which Will Reach Da Ground First?

Pathan: Pizza, Bcoz It’s Fast Food!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views

Hum wapis pi gaya

Jahaaz me Air-Hostess ne pathan ko ulti karte dekha to wo bag de gai k is me kar lo
Thori der bad AirHostess dekhti hai k sab ulti kar rahe hen or pathan so raha hai.

Usne Pathan se pocha sab kyun ulti kr rahe hen?
Pathan: hum ne ulti kia sab ne bura mana.
Hum wapis pi gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

I Love You!

Ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha, lekin apne pyaar ka izhaar karne se darta tha.

Ek din us ladke ne socha ki chahe jo bhi ho jaaye vo us ladki ko msg kar ke 'I Love You' zaroor kahega aur apne prem ka izhaar karega. Usne raat ko apne mobile pe 'I Love You' likha aur us ladki ke number pe SMS send kar diya.

Jaise hi vo sone laga tabhi uske mobile pe ek message aaya lekin usne decide kiya ki vo messages subah uth kar, naha kar, mandir se vaapas aa kar hi message check karega.

Raat bhar vo us ladki ke sapne dekhta raha. Isi chakkar mein subah bhi jaldi uth gaya aur nahakar mandir chala gaya. Mandir se aate hi usne mobile uthaya aur message pada.

Message the:
A/C balance is insufficient.

Main bal is Rs. 0.08.

Msg can not be send.

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste lana.
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Pappu : No, maa,
Mere toothpaste me namak hai,
Duniya Wale kahenge bete ne Jale pe
namak chidak diya..!lolz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa raat ko cycle se kabristan me chal

Santa raat ko cycle se kabristan me chala gaya or dosri taraf se nikal k pasina pochte hue bola-yeh kaun se road tha jis me itne sare SPEED BREAKER the

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

barr e azam

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by itrat batool (few years ago!)