Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon

Santa : Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadhi-Mooch Nahi Aayi?

Banta : Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 746 views
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