Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon
Santa : Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadhi-Mooch Nahi Aayi?
Banta : Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1113 views
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