In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 920 views

Ye Padhai nhi asan

Ye Padhai nhi asan, Bas Itna samaj Lijiye,,
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Hari mirch ki Kulfi hai aur choos k khani hai...:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

BANTA Fir Kya hua?

SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the BANTA-Fir Kya hua?

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BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!

SANTA: Fir Kya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mufeed mashwara

Zindagi me agr bahut pareshan ho to lambi rasi lo aur darhkht pe bandh k



jhola jholo.
Enjoy karo pagal zindagi keemati hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Kachway K 50%

Phr B Kachway Ka Univrsty Mai
Admision Ho Gya

KAISE?

Sports Basis Pe Na Yar
Bachpan Mai Race Nai Jeeta Tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)