1 Aadmi Dosre Admi Ko Maar Raha Tha
1 Aadmi Dosre Admi Ko Maar Raha Tha,
Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho??
Wo Bola
Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K
Phir Sailab Kab Aaega Muje Rashan Nai Mila..
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