Car ka tyre

Santa:
Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
Santa:
Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
Banta:
Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi
Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 580 views
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