Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola- hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1187 views

Indian women

Why do Indian women want same husband in next
life too??
.
.
Bcoz
.
.
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will
not b wasted!! ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek sardar subah subah jogging karne

Ek sardar subah subah jogging karne ke liye nikla apne kutte ke sath.

Rudra: Oye yeh subah subah gadhe ke saath kaha jaa rahe ho?

Sardar: Oye yeh gadha nahi kutta hai.

Rudra: Oye main kutte se hi pochh raha hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day one boy and girl came late to school.

One day one boy and girl came late to school.

Teacher Asked Girl why were they late,

Girl: Sir i lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i was coming to school, i searched for that for that i got late.

Teacher asked the boy why were u late,

Boy replied:i was standing on that coin to hide.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pyare logon ki misal

Kuch log
itne
itne
itne
itne

pyare hote hain k un ki tareef k lye alfaz kam par jate hain.

For exmpale

aap

mujhe hi dekh lo.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Beggar and software developer

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)