Santa Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?

Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?

Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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