Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:
Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Ker
K Phansi De Do-:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 714 views

Rajnikath super hero.

Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and
helped him by giving money. The beggar is now
called ‘Bill Gates’ Once Rajnikanth played a
defensive short in Cricket and since then that Ball
is called “Pluto” Once Rajnikant bunked school
whole day. Since then that day is known as
“Sunday” Rajnikanth knows that Bingo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar ne medical store se dawa li

Sardar ne medical store se dawa li aur

Store waly se kaha Cheeni bhi do
Storwala:Cheeni medical pe nahi milti

Santa main pagal nahi hun ispe likha hai Sugar free!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raam ne been bajai

Raam ne been bajai, or seeta dor ke aye
Kishan ne bansuri bajai, or radha bhag aai
Or hum ne sirf seeeti baji, aur wo sali bhai ko le aye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Done Dana Done

Teacher to a student: "Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya."

Student : He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Can I Play The Piano Once These Are Off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)