Phansi se pehle

Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:
Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Ker
K Phansi De Do-:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 580 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko

Apne Ghar Khane Pe Bulata Hai.
Girlfriend Khana Khate Hue Boy-Friend Se Puchti Hai.

Girlfriend: “Ye Tumhara Kutta Mujhe Bahut Der Se Ghoor Kyu Raha Hai?”

Boyfriend: “Tum Jaldi-Jaldi Se Khaana Kha Lo, Wo Apni Plate Pehchan Gaya Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Our teacher talks to...

Our teacher talks to herself; does yours?

Yes, but she doesn't realize it; she thinks we're actually listening!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sarder or air-hostess

Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, Aapki shakal meri biwi

se bahut milti hai

Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara

Sardar foran bola : Aadat bhi bahut milti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khubsoorat Cheeze Dekho

Kahte Hain Khubsoorat Chiz Dekhne Se Insaan Aur Zyada Khubsoorat Ho Jata Hai,
To

Tumhare Pass Meri Tasveer Hai, Ya Bheju.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What will u give me

Wife : What will u give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband : Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai…DHAKKAA!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GOLU: Tum bheek Q mangte ho

GOLU: Tum bheek Q mangte ho kuch kaam kyon
nahi karte
Bhikari: Sahab kaam to tabhi karu jab is dhandey
se fursat mille

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager

Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.

Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, But this is Your Personal Matter.

Husband: You Bastard! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Story of Newton's Laws

Story of Newton's Laws

A cow was walking

Newton stopped it...

It stopped.

He found his first law "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS ITS STOPPED"

He gave a force by kicking the cow...

it gave a sound "MA!"

he then formulated the 2nd law "F= MA"

After sometime the cow gave a kick to Newton,

Then he formulated the 3rd Law...

"EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Chhote: Sun bade

Chhote: Sun bade

Bade: Kya hai, jaldi bol, main jaldi me hoon…

Chhote: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe

Bade: Mujhe mall jaana hai… waha mera friend mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Tu jhooth bola raha hai

Bade: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Nahin, tu jhuth bol raha hai.. tu yaha hai to wo tera WEIGHT kaise kar sakta hai… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Sardar Se Dahi Ki English Btao

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Sardar makes call to airport

Santa to Banta

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

Rang gora karne wali cream

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook