Do bache
Do bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the.
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy
laye hain ,wo bahot achchi hai.
Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who
meri mummy reh chuki hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 849 views
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