Boy: Bade Zalim hain teri Gali k bache.
Girl: kya hua..





Boy: Kutte piche laga k kehte hain,
PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1051 views

Santa roti 1 turka leke khud or murgi ko khila raha tha,

Santa roti 1 turka leke khud or murgi ko khila raha tha, BANTA:kya kar rahe ho, SANTA:hum khandani log he roz chicken k sath roti khata hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You're beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Examiner santa se

Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?

Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sheikh Saab Hajj Pe Gaye

Sheikh Saab Hajj Pe Gaye
Aur Dua Mangne Lagay.

“Ya Allah!
Mere Saray Gunah Muaf Kar Dae

Ya Fair Mera 3 Lakh Wapis Karde

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do you agree to change

molvi: Do you agree to change ur facebook status from Single to Married ???

Boy: yes yes yes
Girl: yes yes yes

Molvi: you are now husband and wife , you may now upload ur wedding pics and don’t forget to tag me..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)