pankha to chala do

Pathan:”Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha to chala do”.

Pathan:”Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha to chala do”.
BV:”aakhir pathan hi ho na aqal to hai hi nahi, pankha chala diya to mombatti bujh jayegi :)

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