police ,pathan se
Police officer Pathan se :
Tum ham ko janta nahi hai, ham yahan ka
DSP hai.
Pathan : Tum DSP hai to ham M.W.P hai. Tameez se
baat kero warna acha nahi ho ga.
Police : Sorry sir! per ye M.W.P kiya hota hai????
Pathan : Mong Phali Wala...:-p
Happy Mong Phali Season
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 2182 views
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