Pathan sharab peeta raha or rota raha.

Pathan sharab peeta raha or rota raha.

Ek admi ne pucha:
"kya huwa khan sahab?"

Pathan: "jis larki ka nam bhulana chahta hon uska nam yad nahi aa raha&qu

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