Pathan ki 2 Beveyan
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 969 views
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Kismat Azma chuka hon.. Naseeb
Azma Raha
Hon ;(
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Ek Ladki patane ke Khatir
FACEBOOK Ka PAGE
chala raha hon ;D;D .
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Me to os se shadi kron gi jo handsome ho ameer ho or bohot pyar kary
Or tum
Pakistani girl:
Me to os se shadi karon gi jis k ghar UPS laga ho
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so I would be in Ur hands all day.
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a newspapers so I could have
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