Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 887 views

Pathan Apni Sali Se

Pathan ne apni shadi main Rukhsati k waqt Roti hoi saali ko chup karwaty howy kaha "O yaara rota kiyun ae, Jaisa tumhara behan waisa hamara behan. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Headlights not working

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam
Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar
Rahe Hain. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek doctor (wakeel se): Aap ki zara si ghalti aadmi ko

Ek doctor (wakeel se): Aap ki zara si ghalti aadmi ko zameen sey 6 foot ooncha latka sakti hey

Wakeel: Or aap ki zara si ghalti aadmi ko zameen ke 6 foot neechey daba sakti hey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Halwayi Apni Mithayi Khud Nahi Khata

Santa Ka Dost Banta Usski Mithayi Ki Dukan Per Jata Hai, To Santa Ko Puchhta Hai.

Banta: “Teri Dukan Pe Mitthai Hai Tera Dil Mithayi Khane Ko Nahi Karta?”

Santa: “Karta Toh Buhut Hai Yaar, Par Papa Marenge Isliye Jo Jo Pasand Hoti Hai, Unhe Khali Chaat-Chaat Kar Wapas Rakh Deta Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kutay Or Tum Main Farak Kya Hai..

Bush Sardar Se:
Kya Tumhe Swimming Ati Hai?
Sardar: No
Bush:
Tumse Kuta Acha Hai
Sardar:Tumhe Ati Hai?
Bush: Yes
Sardar:
Kutay Or Tum Main Farak Kya Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)