Santa Ki Research, Balle Ball

Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar
Bola.
Santa: “Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr!”
Makkhi Nahi Udi…
Fir Bola.
Santa: “Ja Udd Ja Aur Baag Ja”
Makkhi Fir Nahi Udi…
Santa Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Isse Prove Hua Ki,
Agar Makhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati
Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 606 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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