Police to Santa

Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"
Santa : "O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use Chuhe Mar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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