Pathan to his Wife

A Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta, Car ka steering, gear, sab chori hogia hai
.
After 5 minutes,
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He calls again: Aa raha hon, galti se pechli seat mai baith gia hon

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 826 views
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