Dictionary mein nahi hai
Santa: "impossible" shabd mere dictionary mein nahi hai
Banta: arey yaar, ab bataake kyaa faayda. dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views
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