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1st- Kisne maara?

2nd- Arey koi nhi, 1 ladki mujhe dekh k itna chillayi k heart attack aa gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views

Boys Ka Common Sense

Chinki Ek Bar Group Mein Apni Saheliyo Ko Bata Rahi Thi.

Chinki: “Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota Hai”

Group Mein Bethi Baki Ladkiyo Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Wo Kaise ?”

Chinki: “Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Aayenge Priya I Love You, Ab Kya Priya Waha Padhne Jayegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What's the matter?

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the woman's locker room.

When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Bano Ge

Beta! Abu Me Jangi Jahaz Ka Poilet Banu Ga

Baap, Lekin Hame Kaise Pata Chaley Ga K Tum Kon Sa Jahaz Urah Rahey Ho

Beta! Abu Jab Me Apne Gaon Ke Uper Se Guzrun Ga To Bomb Giraa Dun Ga, Aap Foran Samj Jaiye Ga Ke Ye Hamara Beta Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The check which u gave

Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)