Santa Ne PCO Pe Jate Hi

Santa Ne PCO Pe Jate Hi
PCO Wale Ko 2 Thappad Laga Diye
Socho Kyon?

Because PCO Ke Bahar Likha Tha
Dial Karne Se Pahle 2 Lagaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 743 views
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