agar main maar gya?
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Agar main mar gaya to tum kya karogi?
Wife:
Ummm…
Main phir apne bahen k sath rahugi…
Aur
Agar main mar gayi to tum
kya karoge?
Husband:
Main bhi tumhare bahen k
sath reh lunga!
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