Itni Door Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?
Bus Stand Par Akeli Khadi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar,
Ladka Uske Paas Jakar Puchhne Laga.
Ladka: “Patna Kaha Hai?”
Ladki: “Bihar Mein”
Ladka: “Abe Yaar Yahi Pat Jaa Na Bihar Mein
Jaane Ki Kya Jaroorat Hai“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2370 views
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