The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,

"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views

Wife And Pocket

My pocket got picked in the bus today but my wife saved my money,’ said Pappu.

His friend Sonu, full of sympathy, asked, ‘Did your wife manage to catch the pickpocket?’

‘No, no. She was not on the bus,’ replied Pappu.

‘Then how did she save your money?’ inquired Sonu rather puzzled.

‘Oh, she had removed most of the cash from my wallet in the morning!’ replied Pappu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wapas na karne aya ho.

Banta:truch dekh kar tm kiun kanpte ho.
Santa :aik truck driver meri bv le gaya tha me sochta hun kahen wapas karne na aa raha ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

In bio practical

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing
its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chiti Na Hathi Sa Kha

Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,

Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,

Raste me chiti ne kha

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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na

Dad Ne Dekh Liya

To Bawal Ho Jayega".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)