The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,

"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 618 views

10 saal ka ladka

10 saal ka ladka:- 1 kingfisher Beer dena. Dukandar:- Is umr me Beer pine lage.?

Boy:-Nhi, Ye chhote bhai k liye h. Mere liye 1 Royal Stag ka Quater de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 ghata pehlay le ate

Docter:1 ghanta pehlay le ate to hum in ko bacha lete

admi:1 ghanta pehlay humen khawab aya tha accident howe 15 min nai howe.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..

“Bakra mar gya razai me!

Khan pagal he teri judai me…

Pani me machar tair nahi skta

Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta…

Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan

I am not terorrist,My name is khan.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher tells a student

Teacher tells a student
a=b, b=c & a=c
tell me the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love
your daughter.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Man Crying

Man Crying: Mera hath kat gya
Bahut dard ho raha h

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gya
Fir bhi chup-chaap betha H..!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)