The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,

"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views

Teacher Mehnat Karoge

Teacher Mehnat Karoge To Kuch Banoge

Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

love

Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife and not her lover?
Santa: Your honour, it`s easier 2 shoot a woman once then shooting one man every week.

by Umair Rahim (few years ago!)

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya
likha tha 'PARHNE WALA GADHA' sardar ko ghussa
charha Mita ke likh dia' LIKHNE WALA GADHA'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Couple was having dinner

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat”

Wife: honey! you say prayer before eating at home

Husband: That’s at home Sweetheart, here the chef knows how to cooks. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bahu ki vidai k baad

bahu ki vidai k baad ghar aane pe saas ne kaha "beti aaj se mujhe ma or apne sasur ko papa kehna.. sham ko pati k aane par biwi boli, maa bhaiya aa gaye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)