Ek Ravan Dus
Ek Ravan Dus Sarr Bees Aankhein, Phir Bhi Nazar Ek Ladki “Seeta” Par,
Ek Tum Ek Sarr Do Aankhein Phir Bhi Nazar Har Ladki Par.
Ab Batao Asli Ravan Kaun?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 836 views
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