Pathan Ki English

Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya

Pathan: hi obama hw r u?

Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 827 views
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A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tum Mujh Se Milny Ki Koshish Mat Kerna

Pathan's Girlfriend: Ab Tum Mujh Se Milny Ki Koshish Mat Kerna,
Mujhy Tum Se Behter Larka Mil Gaya Hai..
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Pathan Roty Huwe:
Ye Tum Kiya Bol Rahi Ho? Ye Kya hua?
Kese hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua?
Kitni baar hua? Kahan Kahan hua?
Chalo jo ho gaya so ho gaya..!
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Shuker Hai Hum Ny Pehly Se Tayyari Ker Rakhi Thi..
Hum Tumhari Padosan Se Mila Tha,
Wo Tum Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Medical science proved ki

Medical science proved ki

Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.

But Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,

Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Aesi jaga ka naam batao

Teacher: Aesi jaga ka naam batao, jis ko banaya to aadmi ne hai par wo wahan ja nahi sakta?


Student (bohot dair sochne ke baad): Ladies Toilet

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar in Exam Paper

Aik Sardar Ko Exam My Koi Swal
Nahe Ata Tha,
Srdar Ny Hr Swal Ky Nechay
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Is Tara Ke Lines Laga De Or Lika
Scratch Kr Ky Answer Par Lein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lifeboat

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.
'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.

'I wish I was home,' said the first man. Then, poof! he disappeared.

'I wish I was home, too,' said the second man. Poof! He disappeared too.

The third man looked around. 'Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said. 'I wish my friends were here with me.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beemarchand Ko Dengu Ho Gaya

Beemarchand ko dengu ho gaya
aur wo hakim ke paas ilaz ke liye gaya

Hakim : Kaise aana hua beta

beemarchand : Jee tabeeyat ttheek nahin hai. Liver mein pain ho raha hai

Hakim : Daaru peete ho

beemarchand: Haa. peeta hu... per abhi chhota Peg hee banaana ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The newlywed wife said

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,

"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
English: The sooner the bette

English: The sooner the better.
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai..

English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here.
Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the..

English: Dont wait, fight for ur rights.
Hindi: Sabra ka fal meetha hota hai…

Last and the best one…

English As wise as an owl.
Hindi: Ullu ka pattha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
14 injection

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka
kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14
injection lagane ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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