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American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...
by Shak143 (few years ago!) / 784 views
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Ladki Ne Apne Premi Se Ek Din Bade Hi Pyar Bhare Andaaz Se Puchha
Ladki: “Janu, Tumne Mujh Mein Aisa Kya Dekha Ke Tumhe Mujse Pyaar Ho Gaya?”
Ladke Ne Sprite Pee Rakhi Thi Sidhi Baat Boli
Ladka: “Oh Janeman, Tera Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi To Tujhse Pyar Kiya Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Sardar Was Helping His Son
In Filling Admission Form.
SON:
Baapu Ye “Mothr’s Tongue” Walay Box Me
Kya Likhna Hai?
SARDAR:
Likh De Puttar
“Very Long”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: “Yahaan Kutte Susu Karte Hain”
Santa Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, Usne Idhar Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha To Waha Susu Kar Diya.
Fir Muskura Kar Bola: “Ise Kehte Hai Dimaag, Susu Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha
Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC
1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?
Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?
Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai
MSC- Mother of Seven Children
FSC- Father os Seven Children
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
How to impress a woman:
Compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
tease her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
How to impress a man:
Show up naked,
Offer beer.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How do you express two words,with exactly the
opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any
guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek pathan pe
Bijli ki tar gir gaiy:
pathan tarp tarp k marne hi wala tha:
K:
Light chali gai,
pathan khushi
Se bola . .
Pakistan zindabad
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 shaks se ksi ne pucha
" Aap Hmesha niche kyun bethte hain?
To us shaks ne Bohat khobsurat jawab diya:
.
.
.
Tujhe koi taklif he?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Jungle Mein Mor Aur Morni Bethe The, Mor Ka Man Morni Ko Kiss Karne Ka Kiya,
Mor Morni Ko Kiss Karne Hi Laga, Ki Morni Use Rok Ke Idhar-Udhar Dekhne Lagi, To Mor Ne Puchha,
Mor: “Kya Hua Janu?”
Morni: “Dekh Rahi Hoon Aas-Pass Discovery Wale To Nahi Hai Saale ‘MMS’ Bana Lete Hain“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)