Child to his father: Papa why mother’s tummy is getting so big?

Father: You naughty! you know everything.

Child: No, I don’t.

Father: There’s lot of water in your mother’s belly.

Child: Oh no, then my younger brother will drown in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1322 views

Snta apne Beemar baap

Snta apne Beemar baap se-Papa aapko marnay k bad Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya Jaye?
Papa-Beta Mujh se na Pucho, Mujhe Surprise Dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A room with double bed

Manager: A room with double bed? But sir you are
alone?
Santa: Yes, It is just that I wish to enjoy the
silence from the other bed

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

idiots in the room

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by usmanzahid (few years ago!)

santa– Yaar banta tune pure

santa– Yaar banta tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
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banta– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!!!!
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santa– Kya hua??
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banta– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Janwaron ka khandan

Teacher:tum kis khan dan se ho?
Student:janwaron k se.
Teacher:kiun?
Student:papa mujhe ulla ka patha,ammi mujhe gadha,dada g shar ka beta aur dadi bander kehti hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)