Doctor: Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Ho,

Doctor: Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Ho,
Phir bhi aap itne dar Kyo Rahe Ho?

Mariz: Jis Truck Se Mera Accident Hua Tha,
Us Par Likha Tha ..
"zindagi rhy to Phir Milenge"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 976 views
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