Santa: pappa agar main exam

Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga

Santa: agar fail hua to?
Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
... Santa: woh kyu?

Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo

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