Santa: pappa agar main exam
Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga
Santa: agar fail hua to?
Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
... Santa: woh kyu?
Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 901 views
Similar Jokes
RAAZ bv k 7 film dek rha tha
film me jaj ne kaha-adalt 2 din bad apna faisla sunaygi
RAAZ ne tv band kr dya Or BV se kaha 2din bad dekhege
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.
A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan service shoes ke dukan par
Bari guarantee daindey o
jutti ne tay 2 din v nai kaddy
dukandar: huwa kay hai
pathan: Masjid vichon chukki gai ey.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Din Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Khushi Se Bata Raha Tha.
Santa: “Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai, Main Kahta Hun Garam Paani Leke Aao To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai”
Banta: “Garam Paani Hi Kyun?”
Santa: “Arey, Garam Paani Se Bartan Achhi Tarha Dhulte Hai Na“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1Ladki Ko Maine Bola
*Good Morning*
*
*
*
Ek Ladki Ko Maine Bola
*Good Morning*
*
*
or
Ladki Ke Baap Ne Mujhe Bola
*THIS IS LAST WARNING
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dost: Biwi sy leraai khatam hoe?
2nd Dost: Ha Ghutny taik k Myre
Pass ae the
1st Dost: Yay hoe na mardo wali bat,
Us ny Ghutny taik k keya kaha?
2nd Dost: Yay he k
BED k Nechy sy nikal ao kuch
nae kaho ge
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Dost:
Wo kaisay ?
Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day,
he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Divyansh ek din samose ke sirf aloo kha rha tha aur bahar ka fek raha tha.kisi ne usse puccha ki voh sirf samose ke aloo kyo kha raha hai
Diyansh bola doctor ne mujhe bahar ki cije khane se mana kiya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa: Beta ya Kar Rahe Ho??
Beta: Padh Raha Hoon.
Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho??
Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)