Students of college
How was your blind date ? " a college student
asked her roommate.
" Terrible ! " the roommate answered. " He showed
up in his 1932 Rolls Royce".
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad
about that ? "
"He was the original owner."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 947 views
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