Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?

Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 641 views

new plot

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Arbi sekh lo pathan

Aik pathan 2 arbion k pas se guzara wo aik dosre ko galian de rahe the .

Pathan:qari sahib mujhe bi in duaon me yaad rakhna

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ladkiya Apni Umar Kam Kaise Kare?

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.

Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan student

Teacher:2 me se 2 nikalo kitne bache?
Pathan:kia matlb samjha nai.
Teacher:ap k pas 2 rotian thein wo ap ne kha lein baki kia raha.
Pathan:salan

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya

Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya

Kuch log kunwe ko pak karne k liye Molvi k pas gaye

Molvi ny kaha k 200 baalti pani nikalo pak ho jaiega,

Magr kuch din bad pani se smell aane lagi log dusre molvi k pas gaye usne 400 baalti nikalne ko kaha

Magr same result

Phir log teesre Molvi k pass gaye usne kaha pehle kutta to nikalo Jahilo!

Moral:

Dear Pakistaniyo humein B pehle "KUTTA" nikalna hoga! Phir pakistan say pani niklay ga...

Smjh to gaye ho gy ap

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)