Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 616 views

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

major rohail ka bacha

Major Rohail ka bacha: Teri MAA itni moti hai k sab us ko TRUCK kehte hai.


Pathan ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nahi hai is liye sab log use cycle cycle kehte hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Nou jawano age berho

Captain: Nau jawano aage bado
Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?
Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve
number

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Yesterday-Night I Saw A Dream

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An old Nigger buys

An old Nigger buys hearing aids from a doctor.

Doctor: Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased.

Nigger: Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around them and listen to their conversations. In a month, I’ve changed my will three times!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)